Doctorate for SHILPA SHETTY !!

HA HA! Fu#$@#@ crap man! It's sad...I dunno my emotions right now so excuse me!

She gets a doctorate for "immense contribution to cultural diversity" by appearing on BIG BROTHER.. a crappy show where a bit of cleavage along with some tears gets the BIMBO a doctorate from LEEDS UNIVERSITY !!! For that reason, Mallika should be offered BHARAT RATNA for uniting all men across all classes for OGLING at her.

Can someone define achievement please!!

Now someone would point out I am jealous...yes u fu..moron I am! Coz this type of incident undermines our efforts and achievements...purely my perception...Now your BENCHMARK is Shilpa Shetty...Holy Cow that statement gives me the creeps....

Bombs in School!!

What a prank!
Std 8th guys blasts sutli bombs in a suburbian school and force 12000 students to evacuate....

Princi dearest says they need not be punished, it will spoil their careers !!! And I thought they would get encouraged if they are not punished...

Hey wait a second...I was punished 20 years back in SSC when I sang "Jab Hum Jawaan Hoge" instead of the regular prayer, in fact the whole class was caned by the Vice Princi , an Idi Amin
lookalike. Anyway, I liked the way whole class followed me, gave me a high than... :)
Damn it, I was also punished for offering a red rose to a "lady in red" in 11th, by being banned for 4 lectures....

Roses Vs Bombs...Schooling has come a long way man!