Friday, October 13, 2006

Munnabhai, Bapu...aur Circuit...1

After returning to India, I saw that the word gandhigiri has taken the country by storm. Yet, Gandhigiri does not work, media proclaims along with articles...

A short skit and many more to come....
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Munna: Arre Bapu kidhar ho?

Bapu: Abe o bapu kisko bolta hai? Bhai bol Bhai...gandhibhai...

Munna: [surprised at the tone-murmurs to himself] Aaj bapu ka mood thik nahi...

Bapu: Kya bola re? Yeda ho gaya kya akela akela baat karta hai?

Munna: Nahi Bhai Nahi...kabhi kabhi apun bhi zara jor main sochta hai...to sabko awaaz aati hai...

Bapu: Kya namunaa hai yaar tu...

Munna: Bhai, yeh mumbaiya badi acchi bol lete ho...

Bapu: Tera paala jo pada hai - woh Raju ki wajah se...

Munna: Bapu - Sorry Sorry Bhai - Newspaper laya hu...

Bapu: Kya likha hai?

Munna: Do bhai log ka lafda raste pe aa gaya hai bapu - sorry gandhibhai..
Bapu: aur...

Munna: Bahut nukshan hua public ka - goverment ka...todphod main...Main ek kaam karta hu - dono bhai log ko milwane ka try karta hu...Gulab de ke...

Bapu: Ha Ha - Abe hatele - jab kisiki hat ti hai to teri sunege..? Aur yeh do bhai to ekdum hut ke hai samjha...koi nahi samjha sakta unko...ek baar soch liya to soch liya - Aur sun be mera naam galti se bhi lena nahi - unke ghar main mera sikka nahi chalta - tereko aur Phodege...Kya samja...Mera naam sunke to unke ghar ke bado ki bhi hut jaati hai...

Munna: par bhai mumbai main shanti to laani padegi na...

Bapu: Ek Kaamkar - Main Sawarkar ko hawala deta hu tereko help karne main aur mumbai main shanti laane main...Mera Mobile kidhar hai...
Chal ab kalti kha - weekend hai...Time to ENJOY...Samjha...

Munna: [ Wakes up - Sweating profusely ] ABE CIRCUIT - Jaldi aaaaa...

Circuit: Kya bhai - savere savere - Bapu mile kya....

Munna: Abe Bapu nahi - Gandhibhai bol saale - Aaj se pure desh ko nayi gandhigiri sikhani padegi - samjha...Bahut tension hai life main yaar....

2 comments:

Jiten said...

can i have one more skit having munna n ciruit asap.

Jiten said...

can i have one skit having munna and circuit asap.